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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - David Bissonette After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates |
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Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply: lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity. - Mignon McLaughlin Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids. - Bible Society drives people crazy with lust and calls it advertising. - John Lahr |
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Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece. - Lisa Simpson The lovers of romance can go elsewhere for satisfaction but where can the lovers of truth turn if not to history? - Katharine Anthony Jealousy in romance is like salt in food. A little can enhance the savor, but too much can spoil the pleasure and, under certain circumstances, can be life-threatening. - Maya Angelou |
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Bigamy is having one husband or wife too many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin The dread of loneliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get married. - Cyril Connolly |
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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question." - Author Unknown Conservatives say teaching sex education in the public schools will promote promiscuity. With our education system? If we promote promiscuity the same way we promote math or science, they've got nothing to worry about. - Beverly Mickins Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. - Woody Allen |
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Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers. - Mary Tyler Moore Man is a knot into which relationships are tied. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry |
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Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your smile. - Mae West Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again. - Susan Healy |
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Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war love is a growing up. - James Baldwin Love is our response to our highest values. Love is self-enjoyment. The noblest love is born out of admiration of another's values. - Unknown Author |
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