Romantic Love Quotes

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your smile. - Mae West

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again. - Susan Healy

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise. - Robert A. Heinlein

I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over. - Garry Shandling

Attraction is not a choice. - David DeAngelo

If you cannot attract a woman, you are, by definition, sterile. - Erik Von Markovik

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. - Woody Allen

The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed. - Bill Maher

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'. - John Lennon

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. The woman already knows. — Monica Piper

Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?' - Rita Rudner

When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, 'I want my daughter back by 8:15.' I said, 'The middle of August? Cool!' — Steven Wright

If you kiss on the first date and it's not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes it's better to hold out and not kiss for a long time. I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else. - Jennifer Lopez

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer. — Rita Mae Brown

How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide? - Judy Tenuta

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible. - Andy Warhol

I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person. - Britney Spears