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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question." - Author Unknown Conservatives say teaching sex education in the public schools will promote promiscuity. With our education system? If we promote promiscuity the same way we promote math or science, they've got nothing to worry about. - Beverly Mickins Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. - Woody Allen Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. - Woody Allen The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work. - William H. Masters Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill. - H.L. Mencken There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. - P.J. O'Rourke Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. - Mignon McLaughlin For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time. - Isabel Allende Good things come in small packages. If you show me your small package, I'll show you my good thing! - Rob Ross I think the issue is how do you define sexual relationship. - Bill Clinton |
